SeaWorld = ShitWorld

Mmm...everyone loves SeaWorld. Except everyone. Those of you who do not know, SeaWorld is "famous" for being a fun place, I did not find this to be true when I visited earlier this month. Not to mention their whale, Shamu, along with other whales before him have killed trainers.

If you're thinking on going to SeaWorld, I advise you think again. Its the shittiest place on Earth, next to Ohio and Detroit city. Here is why SeaWorld sucks complete ass:

• The first show was with the dolphins. The dolphins did some tricks I've seen 1000 times on the commercials, so that was nothing new and pretty boring.
• Fillers. They have a bunch of bullshit fillers. For example, dolphins start doing tricks for about 3 minutes, then randomly there's people on wires in bird costumes flying around and jumping in water. Then back to dolphins. What the fuck do birds have to do with SeaWorld?
• The next show sucked even more than the dolphins, this one was with the whales. First of all, Shamu wasn't there (they probably slaughtered him).
• The whales did even shittier tricks. Bursting out of the water, then back down. Whatever.
• More fillers for the whales, some short movie about "believing" in ... well no one knows. Then they asked some "random" kid in the crowd what he wanted to be as an adult, and the kid replyed "a whale trainer".
• A bunch of dramatic music started while showing pictures of the previous stupid short movie they made. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING...

Now I dont know this for positive, but I believe the only time the animals really eat is when they are performing their tricks. I would call this a form of torture. I could be completely wrong, but I get a dark feeling from that place.

What I'm trying to say is simply,

Fuck SeaWorld.

Cops, Egos, and Taxing

The reason for starting this post is pretty simple. I recently had taken a vacation down to Florida, from Michigan. It's a good 20-24 hour drive all the way down. The trip didn't go to bad, Sea World sucks dick, which by the way I will be talking about in another post entirely. Anyway on the drive back from Florida we had to go through Ohio, the Asshole of America. I personally had been driving 10 hours straight and I admit I was going 80 in a 65 zone through Ohio.

We were making pretty damn good time too, just about to hit Michigan when some cop pulls me over. Of course with my luck its a chick cop, meaning she needs to prove shes a big tough police officer. I give her my license and registration, explain we have been driving for 20 hours straight, but she doesnt give a shit and gives me a $127 ticket. I didnt bother fighting it because I know cops, and they'll either say "no" or get all offended that I dare question their authority.

For some reason she calls in backup, and another cop car pulls up behind her. (real tough) Anyway she actually tells me to MY FACE to "please pull out onto the highway safely". I chuckle to myself, knowing she couldnt give a fuck less. Not to mention her cop lights were blinding me from behind so I couldnt even see the assholes going by doing 80-90 miles an hour. So my family naturally bitches me out for daring to get home quickly and I start to think about things.

Well before this incident I knew cops (not all but most) have enormous egos. They put the uniform on, the badge, gun, cuffs, pepper spray, tazer, and those stupid hats. All of a sudden they feel completely invincible. Cops are completely useless in everyway and I can prove it.

Here are some Fun Facts:

1. When cops are on the side of the road and people have to try and slow down quickly, in order to keep their money, this is unsafe.
2. When cops pull you over, its unsafe, then its unsafe to get back onto the highway.
3. If someone is robbing a bank, all the cops can do is sit outside on their fat asses and "talk them out of it". If there were 20 people, the robber could kill 19 of them without the cops doing anything. They would just sit outside.
4. What about a terrorist? What if 10 terrorists with automatic weapons starts going through a large building, slaughtering everyone? What are the cops going to do?

There's probably more reasons and feel free to list them in the comments.

Cops giving me a ticket makes me think of taxes. And in fact, it is a tax. 95% of the time cops pull over perfectly sober people who have just been doing a little speeding, (who doesn't speed?) while the drunk/high assholes kill people/themselves on the highway.

Give me a break, cops arent there to save anyone they're there to create more problems.

Basically,

Fuck the Police.

Gun Review - Mosin Nagant

     For those of you who arent as into guns as I am, today I am going to be reviewing the Mosin Nagant. You may be asking yourself, now just what is a Mosin Nagant? A Mosin Nagant is a high-powered sniper rifle (basically) that was manufactured during WWII. Most of them were built in Russia sometime around WWII, and apparently they overstocked...a lot. Now you can find them at any gun shop via Dunhams or Cabellas, or whereever the hell you go to buy your guns, if you do at all that is.

                                                      These guns are extremely affordable and are very accurate, usually. But usually you can find a Mosin for around 100-200 bucks, not too bad considering most rifles like the AK-47 are around 500-600 for a decent one. Most Mosin's can carry 5 total rounds, 4 in the clip, 1 in the chamber. The Mosin has the kick of about a shotgun, maybe a little less actually. Mine Specfically can fire over 2000 feet which is pretty good.

                                                                            So, if you're interested in buying a cheap rifle with damn good accuracy, I would have to suggest the Majestic Mosin.

                                                                   
Oh, did I mention it has a bayonet? Fabulous.

THIS HAS BEEN A BIGMC REVIEW, YOU VIEW WHAT I REVIEW!

Thank you.

Game Review - Mafia II

So the new Mafia game has been released not too long ago. It's your typical GTA/Saints Row game where you go around doing things you would never do in reality, well, unless you were in the Mafia I guess. Anyway I've got to say, im pretty fucking disapointed in this game. For 60 bucks I'd say it wasnt really worth it. Not to mention the poor customer service I received, but thats something different entirely.

On to the disapointments:

=**Fighting**=

For a fairly-new game, I was expecting something a little better for fighting. Hell, I liked Godfather II's fighting way better, or even Assasin's Creed. But in Mafia 2 the fighting consists of dodge, 3 light punches, 2 hard punches, and then finishes. (And what they consider countering). So basically DODGE, PUNCH PUNCH, DODGE, PUNCH PUNCH. Lame. Very disapointed in the developer's choice of fighting. I wish more games could be like San Andreas where you can go to different martial arts facilities and train and do cool kicks and shit. Much better alternative than DODGE, PUNCH PUNCH.

=**Pedestrians**=

Possibly the lamest concept. If a guy runs from you, it is extremely difficult to chase him down and beat him up. Actually, I found this to be impossible. And get this, if you hit a lady the cops immediately come and beat the fuck out of you. That's the 50's for you.  Although, I will say citizens have good conversations, city life is pretty hyped up, especially night life.

=**Map, terrain, etc**=

The map is considerably large, probably nothing compared to say...Oblivion, but few games do measure up to map sizes that large. Except maybe Morrowind...anyway, off topic. So the terrain is also good, and a lot of things are destructable which is very cool. In some cases you may shoot through walls and windows, etc.

=**Houses**=

You can't buy houses in the game. As you go up the Mafia rank you get better and better places to live. The things you can do in the house are limited though. You may turn on the radio, go to sleep, turn lights on and off, turn on the faucet, open the window, flush the toilet, etc. You may also go into the fridge and have a choice of cola, beer, or sandwhiches. You can open up your closet and change you clothes, oh and I forgot you can also turn on your shower. I think the beverages and food mix up a bit, not totally sure though.

=**Shooting**=

Basically the same in any other GTA-like-game.

=**Story Line**=

Those of you who like a good story line, this game is for you. Although it's a typical mob type scene. I could predict a lot of the things that would happen, but I really did enjoy the story line. The game starts out in winter where you come back from the war in Italy where you were stationed, fighting Germans. (SPOILER ALERT) You actually get to play in the war as a soldier for a while, kill a few nazis, ya know. The usual. I thought this was pretty cool.(SPOILER ALERT OVER) Some nice christmas music when you come back from the war, winter time. Eventually winter ends after a few things that I will not mention due to more spoiler alerts.

The game could be A LOT better than it turned out, but it isnt entirely terrible. There are some good concepts in it, it only depends on which concepts you like best.

THIS HAS BEEN A BIG MC REVIEW, YOU VIEW WHAT I REVIEW!

Thank you.

Movie Review: Neverwas

So I was recently skimming through Netflix and realized, damn, there's shit for movies on this fucking thing. But then I found this incredible movie called Neverwas. At first glance it may look like a typical kid movie about fairies and unicorns, but never judge a movie by its cover. This movie was absolutely stunning in nearly every way.

It tells the tale of a son who's father wrote a book about him. His father had a number of mental illness's and eventually was administered into a mental facility. Shortly after being released, his father couldn't bare the depression, and committed suicide. Several years later the son Zackery, who prefers to go by Riley, comes back to the mental institute a well educated psychiatrist who is looking for answers to his past. Riley meets a patient named Gabriel at the hospital who had been in and out of mental hospitals for 40 years, and had been mute for that entire time. But one day Gabriel uttered 4 words, "I knew it was you!" and then ran off. From there the movie really takes off into an interesting twist, and an explosive ending. 5 stars from me!

If you love mystery movies, this is the movie for you.

=**Starring**=

Aaron Eckhart

Ian McKellen (GANDALF)

Brittany Murphy

=**Directed By**=

Joshua Michael Stern

This has been a BigMc review, thank you for viewing.

Guns Dont Kill People - People Kill People, With Guns!

Besides the insane title and probably even crazier picture I have a very real discussion to...discuss. I've been watching a lot of Stossel lately, and for those of you who don't know him, he's a liberal who thinks outside the box. I don't tend to take sides in politics, because in the end they're all damn liars, but Stossel made a pretty good point a few days ago, and the point was this: If everyone had guns, the world would be a lot safer. It does sound crazy, because when people think of guns they usually think of danger, death, DESTRUCTION.

But if you really think about it, it's the complete opposite. Take what happened at columbine for example, that could have occured differently if guns were allowed to all/most sane students. Two angry and probably pissed off kids walk into a school and begin shooting students. What if, say, just 3 out of however many kids were in that school had a gun on them? They would have been able to stop the two killers most likely, right? Even if they couldn't stop them, they sure as hell would have had a better chance with a gun, which none of them had because it's illegal to own one at that age.

(Hell, I guess let the teachers have 'em then) 

This is the problem ladies and gentlmen. The two jackasses who went rampant through Columbine High, shooting and killing kids werent allowed to own guns either, but they possessed them anyway, and used them. So lets think about this for a second eh? Two kids with anger issues get ahold of guns illegally, and then shoot up a high school. Yet the government looks at that and goes, "oh geez guns are really dangerous, see why kids shouldnt have them at that age?" What they should be thinking is "fuck, why dont we give guns to a good, SANE percentage of the students, that way if two fuckers come in another school again, the innocent kids will have the upper hand, not the crazy kids with mental problems."

No offense, but police are completely useless in these situations. They can't go in the school and save the day, because theres hostages. They can't reason with the two lunatics, because...they're lunatics! So really someone inside the school would have to take action, right? I'd say give the guns to the most mature students in the school and they would be required to take CCW classes. Or at least give a gun or two to the teachers, again they would be evaluated so you're not giving a gun to a crazy person.

Usually people who kill other people are cowards. They want to get it done and over with, with as little struggle as possible. So this means if a potential murderer say, wanted to kill you, they would think twice if they saw a gun on you, correct? Why do you think you rarely ever see someone fighting a police officer? They have guns, and guns can be very dangerous.

So I ask you, would it be safer to have more guns, or less?

I HOPE I BLEW YOUR MIND, THANK YOU COME AGAIN.

Movie Review: Law Abiding Citizen

So possibly one of the best movies on earth. This movie tells the tale of a man who's family was brutally murdered by two sick bastards. This man, Clyde Shelton, like most normal people went to the courts searching for justice for his murdered wife and young daughter. But unfortunetely there was not much justice to be found, and the real murderer gets off scott-free. So, furious with how the justice system had failed him and his family, he began to plot revenge and take matters into his own hands. If you haven't seen the movie, you really should consider doing so. 5 stars from me.

Actors playing in this fabulous production are:

Jamie Foxx

Gerard Butler (SPARTA)

&

Colm Meaney

The film was directed by none other than F. Gary Gray.

Like I said, you need to see this movie if you haven't yet. You won't regret it. AND, if you happen to regret it, then I'll have to say now you have absolutely no tastes, and you should be annihilated.

This has been a Big Mc review, thanks for viewing.